when u and ur friends look fresh af
im dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit
college is a truly amazing place
"what can you do with an art history degree???"
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home